Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation
you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.
there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference
Who slams doors?
you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job
AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL
I was gaping the entire song this is insane
If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.
Wow. Wooooooooooooooooooooooow. BLESS.
A girl at my old school did the same thing as this and holy shit I was in love with her all up through senior year
okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
How to remind everyone you are chaotic neutral
GM: Oh no, it looks like the zombies are your old teammates! What do you do?
Me: I cast fire ball.
*the rest of my companions gasp in horror*
Me: *shrugs* they were lousy teammates.
His teachings would also persist through surviving disciples, but in hushed tones. His following would dwindle to an obscure cult facing persecution for centuries.
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
my chem teacher made a pun today and i took it too far
im a robot with messy hair