a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
hoLY MOTHER OF JESUSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MASH UP BONERS
OKAY SO even if I’m already doing a 15% discount in my shop all weekend (see post here) I decided that it’s not enough of a celebration SO HERE HAVE A FREE NECKLACE ♥
Prize: one zodiac moon necklace of your choice!
• ye gotta be following meee (my queue is 5 posts/day so I won’t spam ye much don’t worry & feel free to unfollow after giveaway but I will check when it ends!)
• both likes and reblogs count! You can do it as much as you want.
• I will ship internationally, for free!
• ye gotta be okay with giving me your address
• no giveaway blogs please! personal/side blogs are fine, just make sure you mention you’re following me from your main
• have your askbox open
• leave this text here
• winner will have to reply withing 48 hours or I’m gonna have to pick a new winner D:
Deadline: the day Hussie updates, 11:55pm UK time!
GOOD LUCK ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
This needs more notes.
All of it, but mostly the bolded
:33 < of course were furiends with roxy!!! we have lots of sl33p-ofurs, and build blanket furts together to marathon shows in!
:’ss < this w33ks show was puella magi madoka magica, as recommended by dirk
AnalThrasher69 is a good person
This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.
always reblog the consenting anal thrasher
If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)
Just like if you break apples and grapefruit down into their chemical components, I’m willing to bet that most people wouldn’t recognize the “ingredients” either. It’s a bunch of words you don’t even know:
Don’t use these scare tactics - Chemicals aren’t inherently bad. Literally everything is made up chemicals. Trust me, your body knows what niacin is. It knows how to digest fructose and calcium sulfate. Even if you only consume the most basic and “real” foods that are pulled directly off the vine, you’re still ingesting a series of chemical compounds that you probably can’t pronounce. That’s okay.
EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR
SHRIEKING. TOASTY. TOASTY. AHH.