Hey, I'm Maddy aka Satuna. Fandoms include Homestuck, Hetalia, Welcome to Night Vale, and Supernatural, as well as anything that strikes my fancy

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A gamtav headcanon

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this remind me he can’t fit all the way in recuperacoon because of his huge horns.

necrophiliaczooplankton:

noisebaskerville:

I did a draw it again meme

WH AT THE FUCK

HOT TOPIC WHITE-WASHED HOMESTUCK (And You Should Be Mad About It)

ectobro:

By now, I’m sure a lot of you have seen this post going around where someone points out that the Hot Topic exclusive Homestuck shirt features white-washing where darker skin was depicted in the original art.

However, that post had a million different trains, and the OP wasn’t…

On: “Eating meat is unethical because they’re living beings”

bearstronautilus:

Valid point. I’ll present my point dictating otherwise. I will not deny that animals are capable of feeling pain and are capable of showing emotions. In fact these will actually be part of supporting my points on “why Bearstronautilus thinks it’s okay to eat meat”

Alright so bottom line: things live and then they die. Nothing we can do about that, except for how. Right now there’s two main options. We interfere, or we don’t. I am assuming we (being an unspecified we) are law abiding human beings and our interference means we will take care of the animals in question. Lack of interference means that we allow the cycle of life to continue as nature allows it.

National Geographic would like to point out that the natural order of things is brutal, painful, and what we as a race strove to surpass and not have to worry about after thousands of years of progress. What I’m saying is it’s definitely better for animals to be with experienced farmers rather than with mother nature who will undoubtedly allow them to get eaten in a less humane way.

So we hit this point: well now that it’s established that it’s probably (you know, probably) better for livestock to be in the hands of farmers, why do we have to eat them then? Why can’t they just live happily ever after until they croak?

MONEY. RESOURCES. SKILL SETS. I’m sure any of you with pets know that you NEED TO ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO do research before getting a pet. How much skill do you need to raise A SHIT TON OF LIVESTOCK. How much resources? Food. Shelter.

THIS SHIT IS NOT FREE. And thus the system is born. Human beings get easy access to needed proteins and nutrients, livestock are given safe well maintained lives.

This doesn’t seem like an ideal system I know. We wouldn’t treat human beings like this would we? Here’s the thing though: We cannot support livestock freely. We can’t. These are the brutal facts. NOT EVEN HUMAN BEINGS ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS. IF YOU CAN’T WORK, YOU DON’T GET PAID, YOU DON’T GET TO EAT OR LIVE. THAT’S LIFE. ANIMALS DON’T HAVE THE SKILLS WE HAVE. THEY DON’T DO THE THINGS WE NEED TO DO. What they do have, much to your horror, is food. Food that we need TO LIVE. yes there are alternatives blah blah but the system can’t handle it. If we switch immediately to soy and such there would be no support for livestock? Why? Because now they’re useless. People go out to get jobs, to contribute to society. maybe some day cows will be able to operate computers or go into interior design, BUT NOT TODAY.

THIS IS HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS. AND FRANKLY WE’VE DONE A REASONABLE JOB KEEPING ANIMAL RIGHTS AT OUR BEST AND HIGHEST. (There’s always shit going down but we’re doing what we can. Or at least what we’re willing to pay for) If you’re going to kill them for food you have to do it according to regulations. You have to take care of them from birth to adulthood according to regulations.

THE SYSTEM WE CREATED IS STRANGELY ENOUGH: TECHNICALLY BETTER THAN THE SYSTEM THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY ENFORCED BY NATURE.

We (farmers. I am not a farmer) have done our job as a more intelligent species to keep livestock* safe and living as fulfilled a life as we perceived they could live.

*livestock, not other animals ie endangered ones. See how that turns out? Not useful. Left to die. Welcome to the system

On: “Eating meat is unethical because they’re living beings”

bearstronautilus:

Valid point. I’ll present my point dictating otherwise. I will not deny that animals are capable of feeling pain and are capable of showing emotions. In fact these will actually be part of supporting my points on “why Bearstronautilus thinks it’s okay to eat meat”

Alright so bottom line: things live and then they die. Nothing we can do about that, except for how. Right now there’s two main options. We interfere, or we don’t. I am assuming we (being an unspecified we) are law abiding human beings and our interference means we will take care of the animals in question. Lack of interference means that we allow the cycle of life to continue as nature allows it.

National Geographic would like to point out that the natural order of things is brutal, painful, and what we as a race strove to surpass and not have to worry about after thousands of years of progress. What I’m saying is it’s definitely better for animals to be with experienced farmers rather than with mother nature who will undoubtedly allow them to get eaten in a less humane way.

So we hit this point: well now that it’s established that it’s probably (you know, probably) better for livestock to be in the hands of farmers, why do we have to eat them then? Why can’t they just live happily ever after until they croak?

MONEY. RESOURCES. SKILL SETS. I’m sure any of you with pets know that you NEED TO ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO do research before getting a pet. How much skill do you need to raise A SHIT TON OF LIVESTOCK. How much resources? Food. Shelter.

THIS SHIT IS NOT FREE. And thus the system is born. Human beings get easy access to needed proteins and nutrients, livestock are given safe well maintained lives.

This doesn’t seem like an ideal system I know. We wouldn’t treat human beings like this would we? Here’s the thing though: We cannot support livestock freely. We can’t. These are the brutal facts. NOT EVEN HUMAN BEINGS ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS. IF YOU CAN’T WORK, YOU DON’T GET PAID, YOU DON’T GET TO EAT OR LIVE. THAT’S LIFE. ANIMALS DON’T HAVE THE SKILLS WE HAVE. THEY DON’T DO THE THINGS WE NEED TO DO. What they do have, much to your horror, is food. Food that we need TO LIVE. yes there are alternatives blah blah but the system can’t handle it. If we switch immediately to soy and such there would be no support for livestock? Why? Because now they’re useless. People go out to get jobs, to contribute to society. maybe some day cows will be able to operate computers or go into interior design, BUT NOT TODAY.

THIS IS HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS. AND FRANKLY WE’VE DONE A GOOD JOB KEEPING ANIMAL RIGHTS AT OUR BEST AND HIGHEST. If you’re going to kill them for food you have to do it according to regulations. You have to take care of them from birth to adulthood according to regulations.

THE SYSTEM WE CREATED IS STRANGELY ENOUGH: TECHNICALLY BETTER THAN THE SYSTEM THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY ENFORCED BY NATURE.

We (farmers. I am not a farmer) have done our job as a more intelligent species to keep livestock* safe and living as fulfilled a life as we perceived they could live.

*livestock, not other animals ie endangered ones. See how that turns out? Not useful. Left to die. Welcome to the system

#uvu

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

theworldsmental:

rainbownova:

agiantsackofpotatoes:

jimfaindel:

ohmydearray:

HE DID IT. (x)

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

"Oh sweet, I beat it."

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OK
HE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK

He spent the last four years bleeding out his soul for a square. That is the reaction of a broken man.

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

fobbishtwit:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

jordanorexia:

last time i laughed this hard was when chris told me that his dick has a name

cecil:

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cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

cecil:

the desert seems vast

even endless

and yet

scientists tell us that somewhere

even now,

there is snow.

welcome to night vale.

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selfloathinggay:

imsamsqueen:

deduction-to-seduction:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

mrfrostbite:

jemtheprincessbride:

weary-heartbound:

my-loki-sense-is-tingling:

wandererinterval:

mischievous-little-tricksters:

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wtf

i….scared for life

oh my god.. what th-

what.

the.

actual.

fuck.

Can we get the SPN fandom on this one?

…I think Lisa needs a medal for protecting that little girl.

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Good evening, we’re from the FBI. We’d just like to ask you a few routine questions about your husbands disappearance… Is your daughter home?”

Can we just laugh because someone ASKED us to come and take over this post? :D

Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher.  The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father.  Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
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