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MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
What if you were really excited to hear your online friend’s voice for the first time and you finally pick up the phone and it turns out they’re voiced by Vic Mignogna
The Lets Play channel trailer. im p sure a lot of you havent seen this and you totally should bc its hilariously over dramatic
For all my IRL friends and followers on here who have no clue what Achievement Hunter is…this video is it. This is an accurate summary of the thousands of hours of content they have released. This is it. Dick jokes, screaming, and overdramatics.
Please watch this video it’s so important.
im laughing so hard im gonna pass out
T HIS IS REALLY IMPOR TANT HOLY S HIT
OH MY GOD I’M EATING FROOT LOOPS AND I JUST GOT THIS ONE THAT’S SO OFF BASE FROM THE OTHER SHAPES
I WAS ABOUT TO BITE INTO IT UNTIL I SAW IT I’M STILL SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT CEREAL
THIS IS NOT A LOOP!!
WHAT THE FUCKIE IS THIS
THIS IS A FRUIT TUBE
THIS IS NOT A LOOP
OH MY GOD
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
- If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
- If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
- If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid
- If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer.
- If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE
And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.
You really can’t fucking win with some people
don’t forget if you did use protection and it failed then you’re just a liar
also if you choose to go to work after having children you aren’t a good mother and should be ashamed
this freaked me out cause patrick got serious
I got into an argument today after school between some people who were completely for transgender folk and support homosexuality to a full extent, but were completely throwing aside gender fluid people, and claiming they cannot exist.
I want to prove them wrong.
My favorite comics.
They were/are still one of my favorites.
The Far Side has always been one of my favorite comics and this is exactly why.
imagine dirk strider trying to use his sendificator to contact dave in the past. imagine him being unable to send dave anything but paradox slime, so he makes a game out of dumping slime on dave at the worst possible moments. imagine dave left him…
A moment of silence for those who fell before the [S] Cascade update.
A cheerleader Twi to try and take your bad mood away